Lap Dancing Clubs in and around Benidorm

There aren’t as many true lap dancing/sex clubs in and around Benidorm as you may think.  Due to restrictions they tend to be on the outskirts.

Often called ‘Puticlubs’ in Spain, the clubs listed below are a bit more upfront about what they offer and the term ‘lap-dancing’ isn’t much mentioned.  If you go to a club like the ones listed, especially those out of the main clubbing area,  you will probably get sex if you want it and are willing to pay for it.

The charges can vary but please take note of the tips below as there is a very high chance you’ll get robbed or ripped off if you are not careful.

Most of the dancers are from Eastern Europe and are quite attractive.  You won’t often find Spanish girls here.

Lap Dancing and Sex Clubs in Benidorm

Most of the Lap Dancing or Sex Clubs are tucked away on the outskirts of Benidorm. Many are on the road north west out of Benidorm – the N332 – toward Albir and Altea. Here you’ll find a load of sex clubs clustered together and you’ll have your pick.  These are about a 10 minute taxi ride out. The bus is possible but I’m not sure of the times or frequency.

There are other clubs around Benidorm and some of these are listed below.  If you find any more let me know and I’ll add them.

I can’t really advise on how good they are!

BambooAv. d'Europa, 56, l'Alfàs del Pi, Alicante, Spain

Bamboo Lap Dancing Club on the way out of Benidorm on the N-332 before you get to the McDonald's roundabout.

BenimontCalle la Nucía, 2, Benidorm, Spain

The Benimont is not so far from the Gran Bali at the far end of Poniente Beach.

Bunny ClubAv. d'Europa, 39, l'Alfàs del Pi, Alicante, Spain

Bright Green frontage on the E-332 out of Benidorm on the left hand side before you get to the roundabout where there is a McDonald's

Chaplin Palace ClubAv. d'Europa, 33, l'Alfàs del Pi, Spain

Guess what?  You'll spot this lap dancing club because you'll see the Chaplin figure on a big sign!

Cocktail ClubAv. d'Europa, 66, 03581 l'Alfàs del Pi, Alacant, Spain

The Cocktail Club with a small red sign has a small entrance just after the Opel Garage on the right hand side heading out of Benidorm on the N-332 

La CUEVA Sexx ClubCamí del Palasiet, 30, Benidorm, Spain

One of the few clubs which you could possibly walk to.  The Cueva is near the Hotel Europeo in Benidorm new Town,

Mont ParnessAv. d'Europa, 37, Alfas del Pi, Spain

Just after the bright green Bunny Club on the left hand side going out of Benidorm on the E-332

Rhinos Casino Streaptease & Lap DanceAv. del Mediterráneo, 58, Benidorm, Spain

Conveniently situated at the far end of Levante Beach, Rhino is a little bit less satisfying if you fancy a very good lapdance...

San BrasilAv. d'Europa, 49, l'Alfàs del Pi, Spain

Red sign, just next to Sanden Pools shop.  If you get to McDonald's coming from Benidorm then you've missed it on the left and side just before you get there.

StringfellasCalle Lepanto, 21, Benidorm, Spain

Along the street from Cafe Benidorm, Stringfellas is a quite calm lapdancing club.

TRES MIL38.551151108391565, -0.19585043366532773

Might need a taxi for the Tres Mil to get there.  Could be difficult to get one back

Pete, Hebden Bridge, UK

The lads all went, safety in numbers!  Played alone though.

Pete, Hebden Bridge, UK
Chad, St Albans, UK

It cost far more than I thought but I took cash, thank f**k I didn’t have my card

Chad, St Albans, UK
Harry, Croydon, UK

Don’t ask me, what happens in Benidorm stays there.

Harry, Croydon, UK

Tips on Visiting a Lap Dancing Club in Benidorm

  • Take cash. Don’t Take a card of any sort. Chances are you’ll be tempted to give a card and there are countless stories of men getting home to a £1000 bill on their statement.  Cash might seem old fashioned but it really is the the best way to go, even if you have to have a couple of hundred Euro in your pocket.
  • The girls are kept busy, protect yourself!
  • Take an ‘uninterested’ male friend with you.  He might be able to get you out of a sticky situation in more ways than one.
  • Take care of your phone.  Best to leave your phone at home but, that said, you’ll need a lift home as most are out of the way.
  • Police will not have any sympathy with you if you lose valuables and money at the club.  Your bank might not want to help too.
  • Agree beforehand what happens in Benidorm stays in Benidorm.  I’ve heard of people making oaths sealed by a drink or two.
  • Avoid individual ‘ladies’ who can come to your place.  They wont be alone and you shouldn’t be surprised if there’s a big bloke who might be intimidating enough to make you give more money than you planned to.
  • Take an organised ‘tour’ found online. Might look costly but it may save you in more ways than one.
  • Get it for free.  Benidorm has equal amounts of women travellers on their own as men, just go to a club!